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We are all going to have to secede away from the criminal politician lackeys and the internation debt-finance system that supports their addictions. Join: @davidavocadowolfe 🥑

I will tell you what’s going on. The cabal is attempting to start World War III.

The US Communist Party is at it again. Tell every migrant you know that only Trump can save them. Join: @davidavocadowolfe 🥑

The latest buffoonery from demented CIA frontman Beijing Biden. Join: @davidavocadowolfe 🥑

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The latest buffoonery from demented CIA frontman Beijing Biden. Join: @davidavocadowolfe 🥑

Here is the clip of Cuomo gaslighting the Orange County Restaurant owner with absolute quackery scientism nonsense. (1 min 25 seconds)

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Iranian weather is being removed from the Internet for May 19th—the day Iran’s President and foreign minister went down in a helicopter crash. (2 min 15 seconds) Join: @davidavocadowolfe 🥑

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Fauci arch-nemesis Dr Judy Mikovits warns against all big pharma injections—especially the day Hepatitis B shot (which she has told me in personal communications is designed to cause gender dysphoria). (22 seconds) Dr Judy was fired by Fauci over a dozen years ago for proving that all childhood vaccines are contaminated mouse brain cancer viruses.

Dr. Michael Yeadon (ex Pfizer executive ): "Anything with mRNA written on it is designed to be harmful" "And I would say in order to not have the rest of your lives and your freedoms taken away don't take any more of these bloody jabs. Anything with mRNA written on it is designed to be harmful. There are no exceptions" That means the mRNA they plan on putting in all our food is designed to depopulate. Join: @davidavocadowolfe 🥑

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New Jersey Governor with Beijing Biden and world-renowned degenerate Hunter Xiden in Munich, Germany in 2015.

BREAKING 🚨 "The International Criminal Court has filed for ARREST WARRANTS for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Israeli Minister of Defense Yoav Gallant, in addition to three leaders of Hamas. "On the basis of evidence collected and examined by my Office, I have reasonable grounds to believe that Benjamin Netanyahu, the Prime Minister of Israel, and Yoav GALLANT, the Minister of Defence of Israel, bear criminal responsibility for the following war crimes and crimes against humanity committed on the territory of the State of Palestine (in the Gaza strip) from at least 8 October 2023": • Starvation of civilians as a method of warfare • Willfully causing great suffering, or serious injury to body or health • Willful killing • Intentionally directing attacks against a civilian population • Extermination and/or murder... including in the context of deaths caused by starvation • Persecution as a crime against humanity • Other inhumane acts as crimes against humanity "My Office submits that the war crimes alleged in these applications were committed in the context of an international armed conflict between Israel and Palestine, and a non-international armed conflict between Israel and Hamas (together with other Palestinian Armed Groups) running in parallel." "We submit that the crimes against humanity charged were committed as part of a widespread and systematic attack against the Palestinian civilian population pursuant to State policy. These crimes, in our assessment, continue to this day." @beckernews

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The Xiden Regime’s communist totalitarian agenda to control the food. (57 seconds) This message is from a farmer forced of Corruptifornia to Tennessee.

Meteor captured on a gal’s phone a couple nights ago. (12 seconds)

Starlings (a fascinating type of community oriented bird) blanket the skies over Rome yesterday.

Someone on X made a joke that the Mossad took out the Iranian president and the agent was named Eli Copter. Palestinian Telegram channels repeated it as a fact, and this news anchor quoted it. (18 seconds) Join: @davidavocadowolfe 🥑

Best Image I could find online of the downed helicopter carrying the Iranian leadership. Join: @davidavocadowolfe 🥑

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Iranian President’s helicopter crash site located.

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This is a list of who is on board that downed helicopter. Foul play coupled with weather warfare cannot be ruled out. Join: @davidavocadowolfe 🥑

The memes have started.

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BREAKING: Iran’s weather takes a turn for the worse in the Search Area for the downed President and his foreign ministry. Cold, rain and fog are descending upon the region. (1 min 3 seconds)

BREAKING: Iran’s President and foreign ministry have gone down in a helicopter crash. (5 min 11 seconds)

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Dutch government is moving ahead with mass deportations. https://thecountersignal.com/mass-deportation-new-dutch-government/

Another One Bites The Dust.

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When I first saw this headline, I thought it said: Those Cute Cats Online? They Cause Climate Change.

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The Canazuelan arson attacks serve two purposes: 1. They will be used by Castro and his communists to push the climate change narrative. 2. They will be used to expropriate land from land owners to the government.

Child student at a Justin Castro speech in Winnipeg, Canazuela has a seizure and collapses. (1 min 1 sec) Nobody is sure if it was caused by Castro’s quackccine rollout or simply by the child being unable to stand one more second of Castro’s voice.

Staged Interview vs Reality starring Justin Castro (2 min 4 seconds)

Dumb People in College (11 seconds)

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My personal observations of the Egyptian pyramids is that they and the entire Giza Plateau shows evidence of heavy flooding and water damage upon the stone. Join: @davidavocadowolfe 🥑

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Let’s pour it on. Maximum pressure.

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