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Fatso ['fætsəʊ] is a fat man or fatty. By and large, that's a nickname for overweight people. You do hear it often from children notorious for their cruelty toward obese peers (and not just peers). Americans even have such a term - "fatism", fat shaming, fat phobia, that is, discrimination against an overweight person. In San Francisco, by way of example, a law was passed long ago that protects the rights of obese people from discrimination on the basis of weight in hiring, renting housing, and choosing medical treatment. Example: - Hey, fatso, get the fuck out of my way!

Spray and pray [spreɪ ən preɪ] – fall and pray, spray and hope. A shooting tactic popular in PC games and action movies. The idea is that a person points a gun in the direction of the target and squeezes the trigger, completely emptying the magazine of ammunition. The accuracy of such shooting is reduced to a minimum, the range of shots is enormous and it resembles spraying. In this case, the man himself panics and hopes that at least one bullet will hit the target. The term easily carries over to civilian life. When you like all the girls in a row, you hope at least one responds, right? It's the same story with sending out compliments. Example: - Just spray and pray. Maybe someone will like you back.

Tanorexic — from the words tan and anorexia. That's the name given to people who do not use tanning as a way to relax, but as their main goal in life. It does not matter to them whether to tan in the sun or in a tanning bed. The main thing is the color of the tan, and the richer the tan, the better. That's why you can normally see tanorexic people from afar. They are either bright orange, like an orange, or dark brown, like a grilled chicken. If you meet these fellows in their natural habitat, the beach, you might think they're playing a game of "who'll outlast who" with the sun. But tanorexic people need to be rescued. This kind of love of the sun and tanning is not only similar to a mental illness, but can also lead to skin cancer. So if you have such acquaintances, give them the gift of sunscreen and a trip to a psychiatrist. Example: - She spent the whole day on a beach and still went to a solarium afterward. Typical tanorexic, I'd say.

Cheat sheet is a crib sheet, a trusted friend of high school and college students. As it happens, the majority of us can easily memorize the cost of all edible goodies in the canteen, but constantly forget mathematical formulas, spelling rules or dates of history. This is where it comes to the rescue, the old-fashioned spur. And although the Internet abounding ways to create them, we all realize that something else is quite essential. Namely - not to be caught using a "cheat sheet" in front of the teacher. Otherwise, all the effort and sleepless nights for the preparation of spurs in vain. Example: - Don't wet your pants, no teacher will make you pull up your skirt and expose a cheat sheet. That's sheer sexual harassment!

Knackered - drained like a lemon. Language speakers should be happy that besides the common words tired, exhausted, and depleted, English offers the perfect word knackered, absorbing all the explicit and implicit meanings of other words that mean something similar. All people on our planet get tired the same way, no matter where they live and what language they speak, but each of us is well aware how at times we wish to complain to our loved ones, and even to ourselves, about this damn day, which has drunk you to the bottom. Sure, the expression is familial and cannot be used around strangers or in a business or elderly environment, but isn't that the buzz of slang? Example: - Honey, I'm absolutely knackered after working all day, so just shut up and let me play my fucking PlayStation.

Let Your Nuts Hang! - "be a man, motherfucker!" A street expression popularized by the colorful-toothed lover of underage chicks, the rapper 6ix9ine. As the saying goes, "modesty embellishes, but leaves one hungry." Being hungry is messy and hazardous, thus everyone in our world should learn how to sell themselves. To learn how to promote yourself, you must learn how to draw attention. To convert this interest into shekels, you need an ironclad confidence in yourself, since everyone else, sooner or later, believes in the one who is confident in himself. That's the wisdom our sitter means to convey: never be modest, learn how to push yourself, let everyone see how large your pair hanging between your legs is! Example: - Bro, if you want to hit on her, just do that. Don't be afraid, let your nuts hang!

It is what it is — when you have to give up and move on. All of us sooner or later are faced with situations that cannot be changed and need to be resolved in the simplest and most direct way possible. In English for such a situation there is an expression "Well, it is what it is". And it can be translated as "well, whatever it is, is exactly what it is". We have to seize the situation and do something about it before it gets any worse. Yet such a message is not always and everywhere applicable, even if it is closer to the meaning. And what a shame that not everything in our lives moves according to plan! Example: - Anyway, it is what it is. Deal with this shit yourself, folks, I'm taking a vacation.

TERF — [Trans Exclusive Radical Feminist]. If you think you've had enough of feminist news, here's another relevant term. TERF generally refers to those radical feminists who believe that all men are trash, but do not consider transgender people human either. These ladies are still fighting for women's rights, but if a man who became a woman approaches them, he'll fuck off. Probably to the dick he cut off to be a woman. Also, TERF is Joan Rowling's nickname for her statement about trans people on Twitter. Spoiler: the scandal was huge and Rowling was canceled herself. If you aren't aware of it, google it. Example: - What do you mean by "got beat up by a man"? You're a TERF. Like, you don't consider transsexuals as females, do you?

Babybottling — when haven't had a drink in a while. If you've ever seen a baby drinking through a bottle, you couldn't help but notice how greedily he sips. By clinging his lips to the neck, the baby won't stop swallowing even when there is no more liquid left in the bottle. This habit persists with age, and the baby bottle changes to one of Coke or beer. Growing up is growing up, but the feeling of thirst remains with us until the very end. After all, when the urge to drink takes over, we, as a baby with a bottle, do not settle down until we shovel all of its contents into ourselves at once. So if you hear someone babybottling, you know they've just drained an entire sea of water, cause they're insanely thirsty. Or a sea of beer. Cause they were thirsty. Example: - A hangover is tough: the next day you'll babybottle a whole water can without noticing it.

Bridezilla is a bride obsessed with her own wedding. And the word "obsessed" in this case is not an exaggeration - in pursuit of a perfect ceremony, she will rape the last nerve cells of the groom, relatives, friends, organizers, in other words, everyone around her. Tailors at the studio where "bridezilla" order a dress are gonna howl at the moon for the hundredth time, re-stitching the hem, and confectioners exhausted a ton of cream and biscuits. Even her close girlfriends suffer: they have to dye their hair, lose weight, wear matching dresses, not to get pregnant, not to get a divorce, and so on. Everything must be perfect, and God forbid someone does not follow the instructions! You can take your white slippers and order a coffin right away, because there's a part from the Godzilla monster in "bridezilla" for a reason... Example: - Roses are red, violets are blue, but a bridezilla will sue if her hydrangeas are of the wrong hue - especially if she is a lawyer.

Sleepy bear syndrome - a syndrome of the slumbering bear. Would a bear be happy to be woken up in the middle of winter hibernation? Unlikely. It might become a jackknife, wandering through the woods until spring, seeking food, and in the process snacking on the people that awakened it. Imagine the anger and confusion of a feline and transfer it to a human. It is the sleepy bear syndrome that is referred to as the enraged state of a person who has been dragged from the sweet embrace of Morpheus. After all, waking a man is not only bad for him, but also for your health. You can take such a beating you will not be pleased with. Even if people seem perfectly harmless outwardly, and sleeping - and even an angel, do not interfere more. Unless you wanna feel the primal animal rage, sure. Example: - Fuck, don't wake him up unless you are ready to experience the full wrath of his sleepy bear syndrome. He'll just rip you to pieces.

Tuesday slump is a crisis of Tuesday. Apathy and neurosis rolled into one. That's the name given to the collapse of energy and mood that occurs on the second weekday. It would seem a whole week is ahead of you, but you are already exhausted: your work pisses you off, your colleagues are annoying, you feel like telling your clients to go fuck themselves. Plus, the next weekend is like reaching China by foot. As a result, you sit so gloomy in the office, angrily knocking over the fifth cup of coffee and dreaming of being somewhere in the warmth, near the sea, on a deck chair and with a cocktail. And in reality you have to cope with a bunch of cases at work, report to the bosses and smile in the face of all sorts of assholes. No wonder Tuesday makes you wanna die or kill someone yourself. Just like any other weekday, though. Example: - God damn these sedatives! I've got Tuesday slump, just get off me!

Prexhausted – preliminary tired, formed by combining the prefix "pre" and the word "exhausted" (terribly tired). The word refers to a state where you are not fucked up yet, but already morally knocked out by the thought of it approaching. Examples of the "prexhausted" use may be the most trivial: just imagine the oppressive atmosphere before an exam, which you are not ready for. And it seems like a week before the exam, you can learn the tickets, ask for help, write spelling, but you are lying with your feet upside down and do not even wanna do anything. Or another situation: someone calls you to the club on the weekend, but you have not yet recovered from the last trip, which ended up at home in the arms of a white friend. You think back to the exciting vomit-tron and the last urge to repeat it fades away. Cause there's no energy. Not even beforehand. Not even to think about it. Example: - I had breakfast, got to work and I'm already prexhausted. Can I get back to my bed by any chance... please?

Sugarcoat – to sweeten the bitter pill. It is a common manipulation to present this or that situation in a more positive light. Imagine you go to the doctor with pneumonia, and he calls it a mild ailment, as if it were a seasonal cold. Or you return home earlier than normal and your girlfriend bounces on your own best friend, and then they explain the hookup by saying they were "testing the bed for strength." Get the logic? The "sugarcoat" reeks of bullshit so strong that only a naive child would fall for it. Not for nothing does the word literally mean "to cover with icing sugar," and children, as we know, are the main fans of sweets and gladly devour any "candy," even if it has poop instead of toppings. Example: - Mexico is a safe country, are you for real? They just sugarcoat the truth to avoid scaring away tourists.

Moniker is a sobriquet, name, alias, or even a nickname if you didn't make it up for yourself. Moniker is a middle name given to you by a certain company, telling more about you than any embellished resume or dossier kept by your personal FSB officer. Moniker appears as a response to some peculiarity of yours, whether it's your habit of sucking off the first person you meet (sucker) or your complete lack of sexual experience when it seems that absolutely everyone around you has already gotten laid (bell-boy). Monikers can be hurtful or harmless, here it depends largely on you and your behavior in a society bent on branding you in some way, as you are much easier to identify by the nickname "Johnny the weed pusher" than by a simple name that tells no one anything. Example: - She's had this "opener" moniker since high school. Don't even ask me why.

Soccer mom is a common image in American movies, the soccer mother or mother hen. Typically she is a blonde between 25-40 years old, and objectively the main purpose of her life is to bring the kids to school, then pick them up, take them to school, bring them home, and then go around in circles again. She blasphemes at the Internet in every way and won't let the kids use it, as it's full of terrorists, drug addicts, and perverts. Normally the hubby is much older, and his wife is something of a trophy, she shades his impending baldness so well. He himself, however, does not spend much time with the children - well, why bother, his wife does everything. Such a nestling calls her children "little angels". And although she behaves like a boss, in fact she normally has no real say in serious matters. Example: - There is a hot soccer mom living next door. I wouldn't mind being her baby for an evening, you know.

A power couple is a forceful union of two self-sufficient people, a strong and prosperous couple. One can tell right away: both partners are thriving in their professional sphere and social life, somehow managing to devote enough time and attention to each other. Their relationship seems perfect and arouses the envy of the majority. Jealousy and unhealthy rivalry have no place in their couple, they are both attractive and majestic, as if they came off the cover of a glamorous magazine. Some stellar examples of "power couples" include the following: David and Victoria Beckham, Barack and Michelle Obama, Jay Z and Beyoncé, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Even though the latter divorced, many still recall their love story, admire them and consider Brangelina one of Hollywood's brightest couples. Example: - I've always dreamt of creating a power couple. But in fact, I go on dates with different motherfuckers from Tinder every week.

Shit hits the fan – a situation in which heat’s coming down, or, figuratively speaking, "shit hits the fan”. And although the kill radius here is much smaller than that of an atomic bomb, still hardly anyone wanna get caught in the crossfire. Scandals, fights, arguments – a minimal set of awkward and even dangerous situations, where it is better not to get into, even as a spectator. After all, you know how it frequently happens: if the club is a mess, black eye can put both a bartender and a dancer. So beware of all kinds of inadequates, coz next to them the shit goes absolutely in all directions. Example: - What the fuck? Hitler is forcing his way through the gates riding a T-Rex? Well, it seems shit is about to hit the fan, we'd better get out of here.

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Whiz is an expert, a talent. He is the best at what he does, and his skills are undeniable. If a person has mastered, let's say, programming, he can code even with his left heel, with his eyes closed and while heavily intoxicated. Many people would gladly sell their soul to the devil to be just as virtuoso with computers, musical instruments, casino cards or the G-spot. If you've seen whiz in action, you're in luck: it's unforgettable, magical, as it's not for nothing that whiz sounds like the word "wizard". And never mind that "whiz" in another sense translates as piss, that's another conversation. Example: - Who cares how many rounds they'll have. It's always the same, everything ends up in the first. This guy is a whiz at mixed martial arts.

Dry hump is a type of sex act with clothes on, literally "dry humping" ("to hump" means fucking someone or rubbing your dick against something). It is probably the first thing teenagers try in an attempt to calm their hormones. Worth noting, in their case it's a great alternative to real sex, as stimulation without penetration is also capable of delivering pleasure without harming virginity. Dry hump is popular among the female sex, coz only they can cum from this ridiculous process, while guys tend to just rub their dick to the blood and that's the end of it. That's a shame, for fuck's sake. That's why mature individuals don't do this shit, and the reason why dry humping itself is for suckers. What can replace a full-fledged coitus? Example: - Honey, when I suggested having sex in a car, I meant regular sex, not dry hump, for God's sake.

Tipsy [ˈtɪpsɪ] - drunk, groggy, punchy, hung over, intoxicated, tipsy. Not yet drunk, but already frivolous. The word generally refers to the light stage of intoxication from the category of "I start laughing loudly," "I love you all," "it feels so good," and "it seems that my body is getting lighter". You hear the word in almost every straightforward American movie that invariably features dialogue over a glass of mild to medium booze in bars/pubs or at home parties. - After barmen declared the "third shot is on the house" discount, every single person on that party got tipsy.

Asking for a friend – I ask for a friend (actually, it's for myself, and everyone gets that). Let's say you need to ask something cringe-worthy and out-of-the-box, but spoiling the reputation is not in your plans. Just hide behind the phrase "asking for a friend," letting it be known that you have some phantom friend or female friend out there who is embarrassed to ask such questions herself. Lol, that's how we all fell for it, as if everyone is so dumb and doesn't realize it's all your morbid interest. Some of the questions that are "asked for someone else" might include: "Is sex with a horse actually possible and how to initiate it?", "Does jerking off lead to blindness?", "Will she taste the sperm in her food?", "What to do if she craps in anal sex?", "How to get rid of a hangover fast?" and so on. Example: - Is it possible to cum by sticking your dick into a vacuum cleaner? Asking for a friend.

Sundowner is an alcoholic beverage drunk at sunset. As a rule, it takes place in a bar or restaurant, where you drink a glass to relax after work, accompanied by pleasant music and languid semi-darkness. Yeah, this is not a family dinner in sweatpants followed by watching TV series and a glass of beer on the side, everything is civilized, respectable and noble. The only thing to do is to keep yourself in check and not to drool so you don't break the general vibe. You always have time to have a beer, but you still need to sit prettily. Example: - Hey bartender, pour me some sundowner. And make it stronger, my nerves are on edge. I might go postal before we know it.

Wedgie [ˈwedʒi] — naturally punching panties in the ass or forcibly pulling them on for a laugh. Agree, nothing is as infuriating as panties wedged between two buns. Like your asshole is trolling you, chewing on them exactly when people are around and you cannot discreetly correct them. The only thing worse than this feeling is the terrifying act of cruelty when some smart guy runs up behind you and abruptly pulls on the elastic band of your panties. They slam into the crotch and butt with all their might, causing a stabbing pain. I'd like to see the person who made this a popular joke! Episodes like this are ubiquitous on TV. Example: - I'll just honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head. It's wedgie time!

Instant Karma is momentary fate. The concept of karma lies at the heart of Indian philosophy for a reason. The point is the cause-and-effect relationship between actions and consequences, so appealing to people. The subtlety is that you do bad things now and pay for them in the next life. Yet, there is one exception, which is called "instant karma". That's a rare and indicative situation, when a person has done something wrong and immediately received a reprisal from the Universe. You threw a cigarette butt from a balcony and got flooded by the upstairs neighbor. Hit a dog, you slipped and broke your leg. Cheat on a guy and get dumped by your daddy. Nice and fair, right? Example: - I really want instant karma to get every motherfucker who abuses animals.

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Blue movie is an adult film or a film with heavy erotic content. Such works of cinematic art are not limited to gay content, but why of all the colors to characterize a film with a bold 18+ marking was blue chosen? Probably cuz prostitutes in Scotland once wore blue outfits. Or because strippers' performances in the past were accompanied by blue lighting? Or maybe it's just that the word blue was stupidly unlucky. After all, it came to be associated with fornication and obscenity in the 19th century. As you have realized, many theories, for various tastes and colors, but the researchers haven't reached a consensus so far. Example: - Why do I need a girlfriend? A vr-helmet and a couple of porn sites are enough for me.

One-time [ˈwʌn-taɪmi] is how Americans call a police patrol as it appears out of nowhere behind your back, actively investigates at an inconvenient time and spoils a major event for you by its actions. And cops are so nicknamed coz it's better to look at them once (one-time), so another time you'll definitely catch their attention. And right away poof: they fly up in a flash, lay everybody on the floor, beat up especially violent ones, drag you and your buddies to the station to clarify the facts, ruin everybody's holiday, and just as abruptly disappear. So be aware: if in the middle of a lamplight party at the club your vibe is ruined by a squad of cops bursting into the room and putting people on their backs, it's the most natural one-time. Fucking buzz killers. Example: - One time! Hide the coke! Don't shove it in your arse, idiot, who will take it out?!

No diggity – definitely, precisely, one hundred percent. Expresses the highest degree of certainty about something. Was Einstein a genius? Does Kim Kardashian have a huge ass? Did Covid get to everyone? "No diggity" is perfect for answering any of these questions. Though hardly in conversation with your professor at the university. The phrase itself is taken from a rap song of the same name, so the contingent using it is appropriate, yet you can take it to heart, too. Example: - What should we say to a drunkfest in the middle of exams? No diggity, let's roll!